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Ha ha ha! I just realized that my
compost eats better than I do. I mean, check it out, you guys. My
compost pile only eats fruits, vegetables and whole grains. It
prefers organic matter. It completely rejects animal products. OK, it
might accept eggshells if I ate eggs. But since it's my compost and I
don't eat eggs, we'll probably never know.
Unlike me, my compost doesn't struggle
with cheese cravings. It doesn't eat junk food or crave salt and
sugar. Yup. My compost not only eats better than I do, it has a
stronger willpower. Or maybe my compost, being a natural process,
just flows with nature better than I do.
I find it hilarious that my compost is
vegan by nature. Especially since I'm going vegan myself. I also find
it funny that while I am only 95% vegan to date, my compost, being
smarter than I am, has always been 100% vegan.
Now, I don't know what this all means
or if it means anything at all. I just find it amusing as all get
out. Sometimes there's no lesson and just a good laugh. On the other
hand, maybe my compost is taunting me or trying to tell me something.
Maybe I should try harder to be 100% on the same diet as my compost.
Ha! Too funny! Thanks for the morning
chuckle, compost heap!
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